Who broke my MRI Scanner?

Alright I’d like to know who broke my MRI. Someone shoved a chair in it and broke it and I’m pissed.

Really funny, whoever it is, you might as well just tell me who you are cause I’m gonna find out sooner or later anyway. If you know who did it please e-mail me and tell me. You don’t need to tell me your name. I just want to know who did it.

Just look at all the people in my “needs an MRI” line-up. All these people need their brain tumour, primary bone tumours and soft tissue sarcomas and tumours affecting the spinal cord looked at and they can’t now. They have you to blame. So I’d apreciate an apology and for you to fix my MRI scanner.