Shoot Bin Laden

I can’t help to think that if we were in a some country in the middle east, and there was a game where you could shoot a guy walking around in a George W. Bush costume with a paintball gun. I’m pretty sure most costumers, or passerbyers for that matter, would jump over the little gate thing and start beating the shit out of the fake Bush.

They would use the paintball gun to smash him in the face and try to fit the gun up his bumhole. And then they would probably set him on fire and make the poor guy in the costume a martyr by sacrificing him and parading him around the town square. ‘Shoot the Paintballs’ would become a joyous national holiday.

So in light of this spirited competition I tried to up the ante a bit by calling Bin Laden all sorts of naughty things. Like dick-sucker, fagg-a-lot, panzy panties, and homo. All the local’s approved.

Man I really shot the shit out of him too. In the mouth, in the eye. Bin Laden is really gonna have some welts on him and maybe then he’ll think twice about fuckin’ with america.