I'm not the gay one

Dylan Rhymer and I are going away for a while. We’re not dying, we’re just going on vacation and using of all the money we made in what we think is the newest ‘dot com’ type venture. It’s called ‘fart bomb com’ and its the best. You just give me money and tell other people to give you money to give to me. I’ll give you a small amount of the other peoples money too, which doesn’t sound all that good but if you get a million people to give you money to give to me, you’d have a bit of my money. Anyways, we’re doing a show to celebrate our new lives so please come and bring $10, you only have to give me $7 if you give it to me now. But believe me, the show will be worth it.